Whenever there’s a call for a devil’s bargain I have this desire to shout out non sequiturs that happened in human history.
Gm: “Markus is rolling 2 dice to balance on this this wall without alerting the watch. Anyone have a devil’s bargain for him?”
Other player:” Markus sees that the guards are wielding heavier weapons than we had originally anticipated.”
Another player:” Markus needs to lose the heavy demolition tools he is carrying. “
Me: “communist china’s violent revolution leads to many of their great works of art being destroyed by zealous patriots.”
Players and GM stare at me waiting for a punchline that’s never coming.