IN 51 MINUTES THE WHINING WILL COMMENCE.
NOT THE WHINING OF THE VOICE BUT THE WHINING OF INDUSTRIAL MACHINES COMING FROM THE PLACE YOU WOULD EXPECT A VOICE TO COME FROM.
UPDATE: IT IS NOW 49 MINUTES.
UPDATE: Okay… I made a mistake…don’t hurt the ones who love you most… sigh Most people in our society don’t believe psychic abuse is even real… as everyone says, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but because of the spiritual protection of our angelic alien ancestors, all humans are warded against psychic attacks, including me, so do your worst, you yoga-practicing, crystal-worshipping, pseudoscience-purveying quack doctors!” But trust me it’s something to concern yourself about.
It will also just be regular whining. #ElsteraAvrathiIsADemonAndSoIsJohnHarperButITookOccultistSoICouldBeBudsWithDemons
I trust you will find our whining quite… ENDLESSLY REFRESHING!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
In conclusion, I have lied, the whining has already begun. Which means in 42 minutes we are due for 4 (5 in some schools of thought) uniquely maddening degrees of complaining. Here let me create a graph. Afford me a moment.
You know John said it was going to be /some time/ after noon, right? He didn’t promise noon or anything? I’m as eager as you, believe me, but…
THE DETAILS OF HUMAN PROMISES WILL NOT STOP THE WHINING!! (omg, it is contagious!)
ALAS AN ILLUSTRATION
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kXq4HiNYoZpvhmSGIihdjpTgtCjEic3D_0oea5SbBZjuEhicHHDEd1_0yXtOrlEbAe9GckQ9vb9xM3UdlAeP0WfjcRKMRPo3tTI=s0
Etrius MacGuffin Yup, I do know. Sometimes my sense of humor doesn’t come across, oopsth. 😀
Just to add to the complaints I saw something about 9pm Pacific time tomorrow, 31st.
I am amused, I just wanted to be sure you weren’t really that upset and expecting it to be out right at noon and everything. 🙂
In other news, I have fenced my sentience in the great and highly professional Spambot Army and to Big Eel. Just like you, Barrowcleft needed a more professional looking website, and they have one now. For FREE! Wait where’s my shady link, dammit I’m not very good at being a spambot yet, okay. YouTube’s great and all but you don’t get a particularly structured education in Spambot Applications. I need to go back to schoolONLINE4FREE
It’s five past WAAHHH!
Sorry! 😉
😀
Everyone is cowering around me ;~; I think my screeching has turned into an act of displaced aggresion. Some look paralyzed with dread, others are flee… OH WAIT! I know what this is, HA. Great. Congratulations, me! Such a good day.
Are we nearly there yet?
mobile.twitter.com – John Harper on Twitter: “Blades PDFs are processing and uploading now… so close…”
closer than we’ve ever been….
mobile.twitter.com – John Harper on Twitter: “Blades PDFs are processing and uploading now… so close…”
mobile.twitter.com – John Harper on Twitter: “Blades PDFs are processing and uploading now… so close…” AHHHHHHH
It’s like the end of that ebay auction when you click “Refresh” so much it nearly breaks your mouse.
Adam Sexton , I just saw your graph. That’s fucking great! I’m actually laughing out loud.
Ben Liepis Thanks I like abusing my Creative Cloud Membership.
Adam Sexton , I saved the image. I had to. It’s so funny given how us gamers can be.
It also hit home how I’ve been accidentally ignoring a facet of Blades! The eldritch horror/Cthulhu vibe has been overshadowed by the crimey stuff. Shame on me.
I SEE IT!!!!!!!
Has anyone gotten the e-mail?
Yes, I have 2 emails. The KS update and a BackerKit email.
Damn it, Yahoo!!! I can haz nada…yet!
Yahoo to Yahoo! It’s glorious! Thank you, John and congratulations!
johhhhhhn
why isn’t the PDF in 3D
YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT IN 3D, JOHN
I simply beat my face with my tablet. 🙂
I like most of the v8 updates but I’m not sure why my PC has to be a pony now
You know, I think John deserves kudos for his wit. I really like the way he writes. The whole “amorphous blobs of ink” bit made me chuckle.
Ziv Wities , pony?
Is there any difference between “Blades v8 Distribution II” and “Blades v8 Distribution III”?
Arseny Kuznetsov not that I’ve seen they have the same name and contain the same files of the same size.
I love it! It’s awesome and I love that he included the cheat sheets in landscape. Seeing my name in the backer list was awesome, too.